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Carol, brazilian, nineteen, journalist, @carolaocubo

Sep 9th 2014
Source: iraffiruse

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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Sep 9th 2014
Source: mapsontheweb
mapsontheweb:

Facebook Fandom Map 2014 for the NFL

mapsontheweb:

Facebook Fandom Map 2014 for the NFL

Sep 9th 2014

fandoms-united-to-defeat-evil:

My sister was catching fireflies and she named the first one she caught Sam and then she asked me what she should name the second one and naturally I said Dean and then she caught a third and named it John and she was trying to hold them all but they kept trying to fly away and she was like “Hurry! Get a container Sam is trying to leave the family!” And I just kinda went

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Dammit Sammy

Sep 9th 2014
Source: femingway

peacemaker11:

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

(Source: femingway)

Sep 6th 2014
Source: bearries

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Sep 6th 2014
Source: buckkybbarnes

dorkilybeautiful:

deahncas:

buckkybbarnes:

LITERALLY WHAT IS THE HARM IN SAYING A CHARACTER IS BISEXUAL NOTHING OF PREVIOUS HETERO RELATIONSHIPS IS GLOSSED OVER IT GIVES REPRESENTATION TO A GROUP WHO IS OFTEN ERASED AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT WHY IS THIS EVEN A PROBLEM

[[whIPS HEAD AROUND AND GLARES AT SPN WRITERS]]

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Sep 5th 2014

professorlink:

i can’t wait for december everyone’s gonna start drawing their favorite characters in dorky christmas sweaters again it’s gonna be fantastic

Sep 5th 2014
Source: ladragonaria

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Sep 5th 2014
Source: sootonthecarpet

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

Sep 5th 2014

(Source: ambivalentlyyours)